People, I am not stoic. No, not even a little bit. I am a massive wimp. A weiner. An emotional weakling.
I have the flu!
I get the freaking flu every year, and yet every year I sneer at the flu shot. Who's the idiot then? I do not like feeling sick (who does). I am REALLY terrified of barfing. So yesterday I was completely achey--everything hurt. My pants felt like they were made out of steel wool. They hurt my legs! I also was awake from 3 till 6 feeling nauseous.
The horror! And my hair?!? Why is it that as soon as one becomes sick, the hair becomes HORRIBLE???
In the morning I came THIS close to hurling, but did not, only through sheer force of will. Then I broke out into this monstrous sweat and no longer felt nauseous. So, all in all, good times. Now I just feel a little bit like trampled crap. Probably the lowest moment was when I was flattened in my bed crying because my Mummy is no longer around to make me chicken soup. Yes, I told you I'm a suck. I have no idea how I'd deal with a major illness.
Anyhow, I shall return when I feel better. Have a good weekend, and get your damn flu shot!