Miss Hot Body doesn't live across the street anymore.
The house gets rented out, and the owners live beside us. So, during the summer a 20-something couple moved in. The young woman had skin that was a lovely shade of coffee with cream, was slim with long legs, large enough bosoms (don't ask me what 'large enough' means. I'm a girl, and I only mention this as part of the noteworthy details), and walked around in very short shorts, skimpy tank tops, skin tight jeans, etc. Also, she was very nice and friendly to boot.
Today I saw the new tenant getting out of her car:
- brown curly/fuzzy hair cut in a shoulder length triangle
- baggy red track suit with pants tucked into knee-high FUNCTIONAL black winter boots
-non-descript asexual winter coat
And so peace and order has been restored to the neighbourhood :)
(oh don't look at me that way--I don't need to feel any more PUSHING FORTY FEELING FIFTY than I already do)