|the licence plate is s'posed to say "BRNT OUT" ha ha, what horrible art|
I thought it was kind of hilarious this morning, as my two kids and I were trudging head-on through the horrible, cold, relentless, unsympathetic, sideways PELTING snow, and I was jubilant that they were both going to school, AND The Man is out for the day, so I would soon return to
Total silence. BOO YAH! WHOOMP WHOOMP WHOOMP!
The kids, however, were not happy about it..
"waaa! The snow is hurting my face!"
"waaaa! The snow is going in my eyeball!"
"waaa! I HATE walking in winter!"
Jerk Mom: "isn't it a FUN WINTER ADVENTURE out here kids??? KEEP WALKING, DON'T SLOW DOWN"
So, it was all fine and good until it was time to Pick Ella up from nursery school, and then SUPER JERK hit my car We were stopped at the intersection, waiting for the light to change, and buddy was turning left. Can someone explain how he managed to come around the corner and almost do a 360 so that he ended up hitting my driver's side door nearly straight-on??? And here's another weird thing--why did it have to be the unknown parent at the elementary school who gives me slightly weird vibes, and appears to be checking me out when he brings his kid to school in the morning? Why can't it be the SUPA HOT, SLIGHTLY SURLY Dad???
Blech, between that and taking too much Vitamin C (I'll explain later), I am no longer happy today. Vitamins are clearly burning an ACID HOLE straight through my bodily core, as they force their way out of my system. I won't go into anymore detail, but let's just say this: FEEL THE BURN!!!
Yes, the vitamin C is yet another attempt in my great QUEST TO NOT FEEL SO FREAKING TIRED ALL THE TIME.
OH well, IT'S FRIDAY, B*TCHES! Time to fill up the ice cube tray, because my good friend CANADIAN CLUB can't wait to start the par-tay...which actually would involve me, my one whisky and coke, sitting at the computer unscrambling words. Good times.