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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A Whole Year Of FUN COMMENTS!

Holy CRAP!!!  Nearly 2000 comments...and counting!  Who's FANTASTIC?  YOU are!  Seriously, just read and see how much fun we've been having!

"Yeah... you like it because you like swears so much. For your next birthday I'm going to get you a big box of swears. ;)"

-Aimee
(It's Friday B*tches!!!)


"I wouldn't mind a whole group of me--we could bake cakes."


-me (Are We Really Unique?)


"The occasional beer puts me to sleep, that and a TV with the sound down low. I've seen all of the same science documentaries about the planets so many times that it's putting me to sleep now. With Jupiter, I'm asleep by the 3rd moon."

-Bennet
(sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep...)



"I think I will use my knowledge of your fear of butterflies to take you on a surprise trip to the butterfly conservatory on your next b-day. Oh, wait. Telling you ruins the surprise. Forget I said anything. Just keep staring at your garden."

-Matt (Hi, My Name is karen and I'M A Flower-aholic)



"Man another post i can relate to especially right now as i am on the last day of my vacation and guess who came along? Yeah that's right the same one who came along on the last one!! Oh and i was one of those retarded girls so jealous of my friends because it never came till i was in high school!! Looking back i was the lucky one!"

-Pamela
(It's Wonderful Being A Girl?!?)



"I had mine on vacation too, just to add to the 'relaxing' time we had at family camp. Sometimes you just got to get Superplus. :) ...and go swimming anyway."

-Paula (It's Wonderful Being A Girl?!?)



"Don't worry Karen. You are in the home stretch! Here comes menopause. On again. Off again. On again. Off again. No need for stars on the calendar, just spin the wheel and see what comes up. The husbands get to enjoy the trip as well!"

-Matt
(It's Wonderful Being A Girl?!?)


"I never was really into tanning a little too boring. I did have a friend who lived to tan, one day she decided to put crisco on herself and lay by the pool. oh, maybe 2 hours later she stood up and said her legs felt weird, she had convinced herself that she had cooked her leg muscles, just like fried chicken,man was she freaked! Needless to say she was not the sharpest tool in the shed!"
-Paula (My Tan Is Peeling, And My Roots Are Showing)


"Too afraid to comment... estrogen... overpowering... can't... breathe... "

-Matt (PMS Week)



"hey lard woman, it is lard, lard and nothing but the lard. THAT made me laugh out loud!"

-Melissa (Jack's Art)



"That's funny, re; Twitter, Paula. I refuse to join Twitter. It's like Facebook status updates, but worse. Do I need to "tweet" my thoughts constantly? Do I care that Demi Moore just posted a pic of her @$$? Do I need to hear what's on Kim Kardashian's mind? Good lord, no."

-Me (Random Thoughts and Small Revelations This Week)



"Sleeping in is where it's at. It's the sh*t. :)"

-Aimee (karen Is NOT, Nor has Ever Been A MORNING PERSON)



"Aimee, please try to use nicer language on my blog. I prefer "shiznit." Thank you."

-me (karen Is NOT, Nor has Ever Been A MORNING PERSON)



"please forgive the speeling adn errors...I have to move fast...shhh..I am at work "

-Stephanie, reading my blog at work!  Oh the Shame (Home)



"Is this only a blog persona or are you this scary in person...?"

-Melissa (Is Today Wednesday? CRAP!!!)



"Girls usually make weak-ass farts...imho"

-Blasé (Happy Birthday To My Brother, The KING Of All Pests)



"I feel so naked! Yipes! Its true, its so very true, I am a hair band lover! My CD collection is filled with Poison, Motley, Ratt, Cinderella, Faster Pussy Cat..oh teh list goes on...a hair band junkie?? I shall hang my head in shame NO MORE!"

-Stephanie (10 Songs I'm Ashamed To Admit I like)



"I can't believe you've reduced this blog entry down to shaped eyebrows. See, this is why you don't have more male followers..."

-Matt (And on a Tuesday)



"I'm laughing because as soon as I saw the title to your post, I was all like, "Oh yeah, hockey men!" Then by the end of the post, I remembered that underneath the gear, they are the stinkiest creatures! Yeah, keep the helmet on men, and make sure you Febrieze it first!"

-Sandra (Hockey Players Are FREAKING HOT)


"it could be worse, you could have black hairy tongue(ewww!) and bad feathered hair and be stressed. at least you look good while you are stressed!"
-Paula (Feel Free To Be F*cked Up-You're An Adult Now)


"Black hairy tongue made me throw up in my mouth a little. "


-Aimee (Feel Free To Be F*cked Up-You're An Adult Now)



"Karen has the best hoots of all. Yeeeeeeha!"

-Aimee (And On A Side Note...)



"you said no one would sniff your meat. that struck me as so funny! so who's going to eat these 99 meaty pierogies?"

-Sherilin (Searching For Grandma's Pierogies Part 2)



"Thanks Pam--re; looking good in that ONE photo. It's a must to take pictures like that. Ah yes, what is more wonderful or more annoying/tiring than family? There's nothing quite like it is there. Oh yeah--give me a few years and I'll be the spitting image of Nanny. I totally take after my dad, and who does he take after--his mother. Wait till my ankles disappear..."

-Me (How I Went Down The Toilet After Christmas)



"I don't think I let the kids wipe their own bum until they were five...at least the butt hole part. I just got em to bend over, and wiped it clean....no mess, no poop. by the age of five those chubby little arms were able to reach the behind area..."

-Melissa (Random Stuff At The Homestead)



"do
es that mean i should get a pair of testicles to hang off my minivan,like some of the rednecks around here? or maybe i could get all martha stewart like and make my own, just two tennis balls and an old nude coloured nylon and voila! its a good thing. ha!"

-Paula (New Year)



"I've decided that I love food SO much that I will never deny myself.... I just don't care. Because one day I'll be dead and I won't have to worry about sweets anymore... Until then, CRAM FEST!!!!"

-Aimee (Diets Can SUCK IT)



"Got your link from Pink Satin Sashes and oh my god so glad she posted it. I am laughing so hard I might poop! Yep, new mom here and I know the yelling to the hubby and discussing size and smell all to well thanks for the laugh I am sure days of floating turds are in my future! LOL Amy"

-Amy (POOP)



"Oh, this was so REAL, I laughed so hard! :) I'm glad PSS shared your link. Anyone have the memory of their kids pooping in the bathtub, while they are in there with one or two siblings? That is quite the experience, let me tell ya!"

-Becky (Poop)



"blech--what a conversation before breakfast..."

-me (POOP)



"Pamela sent me over for a visit, and what appears but poop! They should tell kids in High School sex ed about the whole children/poop thing. Would be a great contraceptive."

-Pam (POOP)



"hehe. I remember when I was developing and one boob was coming in and the other was NOT... and I felt like a major freak and I FREAKED out about it.. silently. I didn't dare bring that subject up with Mom. So I wandered around for gawd knows how long with one boob, totally convinced that that was it.. One boob. Luckily, the other came along in due time. Was the lazy one I guess. Geeeesh Karen. What's next? The va-jay-jay!?"

-Aimee (BOOBIES)



"J cup!?! Wimmens--seriously?"

-Me (BOOBIES)



"Your blog is HYSTERICAL!! I so needed the laughs tonight! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

-Anonymous (It's PMS TIME MOTHERF*$#ERS)



"well thank you Anonymous! When I log into my email, it tells me if I have comments on a post, and from whom. So, when I saw that I had a comment from "Anonymous," my first thought was; "oh no...I shouldn't have let PMS karen put 'motherf*$#ers' in the title. I may have offended someone.'" PMS karen, of course, doesn't give a $hit."
-Me ( It's PMS TIME MOTHERF*$#ERS)


"Oh, Karen. You've lept from the poops to the PMS."

-Matt ( It's PMS TIME MOTHERF*$#ERS)



"hehehe... hairy penis... hehehehe"

-Aimee (Why I LURV The Library)



"So funny!! When you were little did you have the book, "Where did I come From?" It was funny and bizarre and clearly written in the 60s or 70s! My older sisters had already labeled it with incorrect spellings like penus, if you have never seen it I highly recommend it for comedic value!"
-JD Racecar (Why I LURV The Library)


"I think I just peed my snowpants laughing at your blog! Especially the human toboggan story. I HAVE to know who that was, because the story was vaguely familiar! FB a message to me, pronto!"
-Matt (Freaking Snow, And Other Useless Thoughts)


"Ah thanks Karen I needed a good laugh this morning! It's nice to know I'm not alone out here on this island! PMS is a killer I can so relate to your symptons...actually so can my poor family lol ! Hope the pills work!"

-Pamela (How To Kill The PMS Monster-Part 3: Hormone-o-rama)



"wow, you're brave to try to wax the pits. TWICE! what's that saying, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me..."

-Sherilin (Vacation: Turning Sasquatch into sexy beach ball woman)



"You're absolutely right. We're all the same. Except different. Kind of nice to know though"

-Sandra (Alone In The Crowd--Like Everyone Else)



"Is it completely terrible that I'm crying from laughing at this?!! I can't catch my breath! I can picture it all too well... I hope Ella is ok. I just can't stop laughing."

-Becky (I Still Smell Barf)



"Oh hell, I live eating issues. I have a 7 year old who lost 9 pounds in 3 months. That's a big deal on a kid whose highest weight has been 55 lbs. Our doctor even asked him to please eat a scoop of ice cream every day. He doesn't. I gave up worrying about vegetables a long time ago. Fruit? Forget it. Please just eat something! I still have his chocolate from his easter basket from last year. The child survives on whole milk, Quik and Subway."

-Lisa (Life On The Autism Spectrum: For God's Sake Just Eat)



"It's so feckin' gross. I *just* had an uber barf-o-rama last night with 1 son. Managed to catch most of it, but a small percentage ended up on all over the dog. THEN when I returned to the scene of the crime after I cleaned up said dog and boy, my OTHER dog felt the need to PISS all over the barf. I don't know how to process the grossness that was that moment."

-Lady Estrogen (EEEK--VOMIT!!!)



"jeez Karen you have a way with words...I did not know there was so much terminology for barf..."

-Melissa (EEEK--VOMIT!!!)



"oh my good gracious, that's some funny sh*t, right there! isn't it fun to come up with every descriptive word & phrase for something really gross...?"

-Sherilin (
 EEEK--VOMIT!!!)


"YES! MY PITS ARE STILL AWESOME!"

-Me (Wonderful, Magical Armpits)


"This rant was a total page-turner. Well, sorta. There were no pages to turn but still. It was."

-DBS (MSN CRAPPED ON MY HEAD)


"oh, you are hilarious, and I hate those days, but honestly, it is nice to know we all have them! (at least us normals!) Love all the poo talk going on too. "

-Danielle (Blah, Blah Blah-Diddy-Blah)



"OMG - well to be fair you make all this stressful stuff sound amusing."

-David M. (Whisky. It's The Only Answer.)



"Freedom isn't Free..... it's about $15 a bottle."

-Tor H.  (Whisky. It's The Only Answer.)



"Oh my. Hmmmmm Remind me again why it is that much of society thinks I should make a family?"

-Bennet (There Are Good Days, There are Bad Days)



"Congratulations on your first year Karen!! Aren't you glad I kept yelling at you through FB to do it!!! It's been fun Cousin!!!"
-Pamela (Holy SMOKE! It's been  ONE YEAR!)

"Congratulations!! Cheers to one year and bringing the funny to us!"
-Jdracecar (Holy SMOKE! It's been ONE YEAR!)    



Cheers to all of YOU, as well, homegirls and homeboys.  You're pretty darn funny yourselves!

6 comments:

  1. yay for commenters! if it wasn't for them, i think i might stop writing so often. or so publicly.

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  2. Matt gets the award for funniest male comments...he cracks me up when it's Karen's PMS post!

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  3. yeah, it's so fun to gab about stuff, Sherilin, because that is what we chicks lurv to do: gab--feedback--gab--feedback etc, etc.

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  4. Oh Matt can be very funny Pam--agreed. You all crack me up at times!

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  5. thanks Danielle! They're even funny comments when taken out of context...or maybe funnier???

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