Monday, May 2, 2011
Ask Crust Man
Dear Crust Man,
I find this housewife gig to be highly unfulfilling at times. Is it ME, or does it truly suck to have to sweep the kitchen floor 20 times a day, and it still looks filthy?
- karen somethingorother
I'm hearing a lot of "bzz bzz bzzzzzzzzz". In other words: IRRITATING NOISE. Is it your shtick to be a whiner, or are you really this much of a baby? Ha ha, Crust Man gives you TOUGH LOVE, you see? There are 2 things you can do:
1) SUCK IT UP
2) look for the secret signs that ALL IS WELL AND RIGHT IN YOUR WORLD around the house. You know you've seen them.
Remember that time one of the kids dropped his pudding cup on the floor, and when you picked up the cup, you found THIS:
It's not A MESS, it's A GIFT. Say THANK YOU.
Or how about that pepper you cut in half that time:
See? The whole house is SCREAMING WITH JOY, while you whine.
NOW GO DO SOME LAUNDRY! The Man has no underpants again.