I too am super duper sad that summer is almost done, 'cuz I've been having so much fun! Why, I can't tell you the number of vacations I've been on this summer, and especially the number of times I've been to the beach! Hooray! What? You didn't know I love the beach?
Hellz yeah I love the beach! I've got a sweet deal worked out with Mother Nature to see that I get to go to the beach or on vacation nearly every time SHE gets to go to the beach or on vacation! It's really swell.
Here's a funny little story about karen: her dad called her up mid-week and said; "we're going to BLAH BLAH beach on Friday! I'm driving you and the kids and your sister and her kids in the van and we're all going to go up together and have a great day!"
Well, karen checked her calendar and she boo-hoo-ed and wa-waaa-ed, but she knew deep down in her heart that I'd be coming along too! Hey! You wanna hear something crazy? karen's only been to this particular beach TWICE in her life, and it takes an hour and a half to get there, and BOTH TIMES, she got to bring ME along!
ISN'T THAT A F*CKING SCREAM?!? Ha ha ha ha! She had to throw about six of me and my buddies in her purse, and tuck one secretly into her "Walmart Teen slut shorts" (her words, not mine), and go slip in to a filthy public washroom (with flies!) to FRESHEN UP! Oh, and for good measure, she tossed a bottle of ADVIL into the bag, along with the towels. WICKED!
Just for kicks, let's see some pics from my scrap book. Enjoy!
|Dick: "Come on Gals! These waves are BOSS! Let's hit the surf!|
Jane: "oh sh*t...I think my f*cking tampon's falling out"
|Every g*ddamn time I go to the g*ddamn beach I get my g*ddamn "monthly bill." Let's just hope this red swim suit covers any 'wardrobe malfunctions'|
|Annette: oh SNAP! I just got my sh*t A$$ PERIOD!|
Frankie: Is that why you've been such a bitch for the past week?!?
|Hey kids! I've changed the term for "period" to LADY TSUNAMI !"|