I know, I know--it's boring and meaningless to hear about someone else's dream, but too bad! I have to share it...
I had this GREAT DREAM this morning! In the dream I was an olympic athlete competing in my event and I was WAY ahead of everyone in points. Near the end I had 423 points, and the next person with the closest amount of points only had 181!
As I was going through my little obstacle course, the announcer said;
"It's pretty safe to say at this point that KAREN HAS WON!"
What did I have to do? Well, I was in a school cafeteria, and I had to run along a cafeteria table, leap as close to the stage as I could, boost myself up onto the stage, then turn around and keep doing it for as many times as I could in the time limit. Oh, and one of the people I was competing against was Katy Perry.
So there I was, boosting myself up onto the stage thinking; "I'm not tired at all! I'm so STRONG now!"
Finally, when I had won, the Announcer Guy was saying what an amazing job I'd done, and Katy Perry said; "YEAH! She SMOKED IT!!!"
I was all set to go up on the MEDALS PODIUM, but then Ella woke me up (because she's a freak and she likes to get up at SIX AM, IF I'M LUCKY, even though it's still BLACK outside and also cold. And she's all noisy up there in her room, singing, sometimes cranking out Mini Pops cd's, or crashing toys around to set up Barbie-ville. I am actually at my wit's end but that's for another day).
DON'T YOU SEE, PEOPLE?? It's a MESSAGE! In the dream I knew it was because of my newish LESS FLAB TO FORTY regimen.
I SMOKED IT.