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Friday, November 4, 2011

Yeah, You Wanna Hear About My Dream

I know, I know--it's boring and meaningless to hear about someone else's dream, but too bad!  I have to share it...

I had this GREAT DREAM this morning!  In the dream I was an olympic athlete competing in my event and I was WAY ahead of everyone in points.  Near the end I had 423 points, and the next person with the closest amount of points only had 181!

As I was going through my little obstacle course, the announcer said;

"It's pretty safe to say at this point that KAREN HAS WON!"

What did I have to do?  Well, I was in a school cafeteria, and I had to run along a cafeteria table, leap as close to the stage as I could, boost myself up onto the stage, then turn around and keep doing it for as many times as I could in the time limit.  Oh, and one of the people I was competing against was Katy Perry.

So there I was, boosting myself up onto the stage thinking; "I'm not tired at all!  I'm so STRONG now!"

Finally, when I had won, the Announcer Guy was saying what an amazing job I'd done, and Katy Perry said; "YEAH!  She SMOKED IT!!!"

I was all set to go up on the MEDALS PODIUM, but then Ella woke me up (because she's a freak and she likes to get up at SIX AM, IF I'M LUCKY, even though it's still BLACK outside and also cold.  And she's all noisy up there in her room, singing, sometimes cranking out Mini Pops cd's, or crashing toys around to set up Barbie-ville.  I am actually at my wit's end but that's for another day).

DON'T YOU SEE, PEOPLE??  It's a MESSAGE!  In the dream I knew it was because of my newish LESS FLAB TO FORTY regimen.

I SMOKED IT.

GAME ON.
















HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

38 comments:

  1. I hope that this is a prelude to an epic weekend.

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  2. Looks like Katy Perry wants to make it with you...

    Your stupid dream cracks me up.

    Remember my stupid dream the other night when I was walking down the street with some friends (and some mystery hot guy) and I was suddenly singing (and ROCKING IT) to that Avril Lavigne song "I'm With You" and I was strutting along side the mysterious hot guy (everyone else is just walking) but I'm dancing and flipping my hair around and waggling my hips all sexy like. And in the dream the guy thought I was majour hot.... hahahahaha

    Dreams are great.

    I think you should keep a dream journal like I do (did is more like it.. less time now).. it is WAY amusing.

    Love,
    Aimee

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  3. I knew I should have waited to finish off all my kids candy before I started to read this. Now I feel bad for eating my weight in candy goodness.

    And maybe we could get the kids together for a 6AM playdate. Mine is up like clockwork at that time and it's still unGodly dark outside. I mean, the birds aren't even up yet!!!

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  4. Again, your face cropping...epic!

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  5. Is it wrong that I'm a little turned on by that last photo? You go on with your bad self!

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  6. Oh My! I ust noticed your "Count Down to 40" awesome!!

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  7. yeah, Aim, and I don't even care for Katy Perry! Wunderbar!

    I think my dream journal would be boring: "had that dream again where I tried to fly but could only get about five feet off the ground..."

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  8. Ah Lizbeth--SNIFF--you ALWAYS feel my pain!!! Yeah, well, I ate way too much shit on halloween, but I REDEEMED MYSELF the next day! Somehow...

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  9. Yeah Steph! I'm getting better and better at it, no?
    I'm becoming a master of that crappy "Paint" program everyone's computer comes with :)

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  10. No Mr. Two Sheds, that's fine. Very hetero of you. Kudos.

    So fun that you stopped by!

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  11. thanks Steph, I just created that today. Why not? It is on MY MIND 24/7 after all.

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  12. dreams are funny., the part that made me laugh the most besides the pics was that part about kati perry .....hahahha still laughing.

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  13. i like your picture with katy. interesting how she'd be kissing you after that post you wrote about her.
    the last dream i remember was from
    a couple mornings ago. i woke up
    pissed at my husband cuz in my dream, a girl he used to work with was telling me about how they used to go out together after work & she'd let him squeeze her lumps while leaning her over a pool table because i didn't give him enough loving. when i woke up & told him, he laughed & i almost punched him in his damn face.

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  14. Look at you photoshopping your face! I'm very impressed! I still need my kid to help me upload songs onto my iPod!

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  15. Thanks for a Saturday morning ridiculous smile.

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  16. This sounds like a crazy Japanese game show. The only thing this dream is missing is Russell Brand in a cheerleader outfit weaving pom poms for the silver medal winner, then laying a big wet French kiss on her at the finish line.

    I can hear the Canadian national anthem in my head right now. That's right, I know the Canadian national anthem, even though I'm a selfish and provincial American. I watch a lot of hockey.

    Smoke 'em if you got 'em, girl. . .and you sooo got 'em!

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  17. Yeah, Melissa, I have no idea why SHE was in my dream :)

    How are you, by the way?

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  18. Yeah Sherilin! You remember that post! Ha ha ha! Isn't it funny how dreams can be so real that if your spouse is a JERK in the dream, those feelings totally carry over into the waking world? Hilarious.

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  19. Yeah Sandra! I used to have to beg The Man to make crazy pictures for me, but he just didn't have THE DRIVE I needed, so I figured it out my damn self.

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  20. Oh Grace, now I'm verklempt. You know the anthem! Sniff!

    Yeah, I don't know why Brand wasn't in the dream, but I don't know why Perry WAS, since I usually think of her as "Ding Dong Perry." Still, I smoked her ass right out of the medals podium, so ha!

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  21. May I use that Katy Perry pic as my FB profile? PLEEEEAAAASEEE?

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  22. Enjoy! Or should I say "thanks" because you appreciated my ridiculousness...

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  23. i'd say that's a huge honor to have someone else using your picture as their fb profile shot! lucky!

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  24. Well at least it was nice & friendly Katy Perry in the dream instead of Lady Gaga.
    Had it been Lady Gaga in the dream she'd probably be naked, slapping you with a raw meat.
    Ever been slapped in the face with a raw 4kg pot roast? Not something to brag about.

    (Foot note: I had to Google 8 pounds as 4 kilos for Canadian weight system)

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  25. Ha ha, Bennet: metric hasn't taken over quite everything for me for some reason. For instance, pounds still have a bit more meaning. I do still remember to convert pounds to kg's, divide by 2.2046.

    Anyhoo, blech--I'd rather be smacked in the face with meat by Lady G. than have vapid convos with Ding Dong. Well...maybe not...

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  26. Bennett can paint a picture...

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  27. Congratulations...i expect to see you on my wheaties box asap

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  28. i would win gold in the 'swiffer' olimpics....oh my life sucks!

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  29. true, Matt. I've missed Bennet's colourful replies.

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  30. Lance, that would be exciting yet highly ironic

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  31. thanks Daniele! But not today I don't think...thank you children for the germs.

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  32. Paula, you stand behind that super clean house with pride! Besides, I've heard tell that housework is great exercise. So, just brag to people about that.

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