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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

How To EMBRACE Valentine's Day

Here is my gift to you, because I love you:  some valuable tips on how to become ONE with Valentine's Day.

lurv,

karen XOXOXO



29 comments:

  1. Bacon and C.C. So easy! Karen, you slay me!

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    1. see? Just think outside of the chocolate box, people.

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  2. Happy Valentines Day...I hope your day was full of love!

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  3. my favorite line was "men love loafs." lmao!
    and what the heck were you wearing in your hair?! did you raid ella's stash of hair doodlies?
    you're a funny lady, kar kar. are you wearing the fancy red chaffing bra tonight or are you skipping the bra and just cooking the man some bacon while dressed in your boa and freezing cold nightie?

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    1. Sherilin, one of the million reasons I love you is because you NOTICED MY HAIR BOW HAIRBAND! Yes, I swiped it from Ella, but she'll never wear fun things in her hair and I love that sparkly thing.

      Actually, I made The Man a chocolate chip rummy cinnamon loaf and called it "THE LOAF OF LOVE."

      no nighties. One SLIGHTLY chafing bra.

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    2. you know what i did for my man for valentine's? i shaved. lots. i was feeling pretty smug about that, but as it turns out, he didn't even get close enough to find out and by the time i crawled in bed, i was tired enough not to care. by the time it's discovered, it'll be all stubbly. lol!

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    3. also, i think i fail as a wife. i've never made anything in a loaf pan.
      i'm monopolizing your comment section. i should probably stop.

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    4. Jon always wants LOAF desserts. Instead of making a cake, he always wants it as a loaf.

      Go figure.

      Yeah, I had slippery legs on V-day too, but just like you was too freaking tired by bedtime so nobody knew :(

      Hey! You chat in the comments section as much as you want! Sherilinnie has an OPEN, LIMITLESS invitation!

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  4. "people freak out for bacon" I am still laughing. I like you because you are real. Holding up those stretched out ripped up favorite tweety pajamas was the bomb. Yup. all men hope more for a laof. could ya? could ya just give him more than the loaf?

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    1. Thanks Melissa! I love those jammy pants and they are practically crotchless now.

      That's kinda hot, right?

      You made me laugh about giving more than a loaf. I have to TRY HARDER too!

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    2. crotchless tweety jammie pants? NOT sexy!

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    3. come on--you like it. They're "erotic MOM-WEAR".

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  5. I would seriously MARRY anybody who ever made me a chocolate chip LOAF! Best Valentine's Day video in the history of the universe.

    Sarah xxx

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    1. thanks Sarah. I did make him a loaf with chocolate chips.

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  6. So after your sage advice, I have ditched my scruffy underwear, fashioned a G-string and push-up bra out of bacon, and I am reading extracts from "Loaves of Love" while plying myself and Significant Other with booze. Thank you, Karen, I will NEVER be cynical about Valentine's Day ever again. You might just have saved our relationship.
    Btw - Sarah? The woman trying coyly to cover herself is called SARAH? I can hear our lovely Misfit friend guffawing from here!! xxxxx

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    1. a gstring and bra out of bacon? that's got lady gaga written all over it! i hope you don't have pets.

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    2. yeah Curtise, maybe that's given Sarah some new fashion inspiration: MAIDEN on a voyage across the sea with a lusty captain! Ooo...where was I...

      It's cool enough outside to wear those meat fineries for a long time without a stink problem! Kudos!

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    3. Sherilin: don't forget the matching hand bag. I wonder if kitties would be interested in meat lingerie too...

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    4. i feel confident that my kitties would lurve some meat-wear. i'd have a trail of 3 following me around the house trying to bite my private bits.

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  7. How weird is it that I'm totally turned on by that book? Or maybe it's you reading it to me. Do me a solid and read Cat In The Hat, in a raspy voice, and see if that works for me too.
    Thank you for all the tips. I will surprise Fred tonight with a new sexy red bra. Even if it does cut into me.
    m.

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    1. It's my sexy, commanding voice, and all around SPARKLE, Mark.

      That would be funny if I read Cat in the Hat that way.

      That bra has a 99% chance of chafing.

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  8. Yesterday was Valentine's Day?

    Ha. Just kidding.

    I remember grade school, buying those boxes of little Valentine cards and giving them to everybody. There was always a special one reserved for 'somebody' though.

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    1. ooo...I used to love those cards. They've ruined them now by attaching them to some popular brainless cartoon du jour, but they used to be so fun with their campy messages. Yes, I always hoped someone had picked one JUST for me.

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  9. we ordered pizza with a buch of friends, who also could not get a baby sitter on valentines day.what you say its not romantic!? wellyou would be right!

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    1. yeah, I hear you Paula. What I really want is just a quiet dinner with my man. Sigh.

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