(okay, you know you should click play first. Don't make me tell you again. Don't make me come click PLAY for you. Yeah, it'll be noisy and obnoxious. Do I need to come hold your F*CKING HAND?!?)
First, a nice little MANDATORY trip to the grocery store. You'd rather bury yourself in your own bed, but alas, you seem to be completely out of 95% of your MUST-HAVES. You've driven all the way to the Wal of Evil, which is at the opposite end of town, and it's only THEN that you realise your purse is still at home. So, you drive all the way back, get your purse and go to the much closer grocery store. Sure, it's closer, but it too is HEINOUS in its own special way.
|I HATE vegetables. Vegetables are SO STOOPID. |
Just looking at these vegetables makes me want to GAG.
Fried food. I need fried food with melty cheese and chocolate. Together.
|;) why, hello there|
WHUZZAT?!? DID SOMEONE JUST SAY SOMETHING TO ME?!?
Yeah, you get the vegetables, even though they make you want to YARK.
Then, just past the vegetables, something catches your eye: DATE SQUARES! Oh, how yummy! You've always loved date squares, but nobody else in your little family is too enthused so you never have them. In fact, you haven't had them in ages because--OH--OH---OHDEARGOD, the two people YOU know who used to make them ARE GONE. GONE FOREVER!!! NOBODY WILL MAKE YOU DATE SQUARES AGAIN. You are nearly sobbing right there in the store.
Beware: Satan lurks among the racks in a very, very attractive form...
|buy me, karen. I know how much you love me.|
Come on...the kids are at school,
so it could be just you, me and a spoon.
FIGHT IT, KAREN, FIGHT IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
You survived getting groceries. You almost had to yell GET OFF to several ancient people who were all breathing down your neck in the produce section, but you kept your calm. Okay, time to check out!
OH SON OF A %$*#!!!! WHORE, WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONLY ONE CASHIER OPEN!?!?!?
|I HATE YOU SOBEYS!!!!!!!|
* Sobeys is a heinous Canadian grocery store chain, my American and International friends.
So then it's back to your car. Hey! It's been SNOWING! AGAIN!!!
DID WINTER ACTUALLY EVER USED TO BE FUN?!? NO, SERIOUSLY, WAS SNOW EVER ENJOYABLE? DOES ANYBODY REALLY LIKE PUTTING ON THE GIANT COAT, BOOTS, HAT, MITTS, SCARF, WOOL SOCKS EVERY FREAKING SON OF A BITCH TIME THEY GO OUT?!? DO THEY? DOOOOOOO THEEEEEEY!?!?!?
|I HATE YOU WINTER!!! I HATE YOU SOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!|
At last..back to the safety and warmth of your own home....
YES! YES! YES!
OH YES BABY YES GIVE IT TO ME YES YES YES YES
Okay karen, what you need is a GOOD night's sleep. If you have THE PMS, sleep will HEAL YOU!
Something has to give....
|WE DON'T NEED NO WATA LET THE M*THAF*CKA BURN! BURN M*THAF*CKA |
BURRRRRRNNN! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!
(* yeah, those are not actual photies of MY house. What do you think I am, people?)