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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

SHREDDING IT, YO

Hey everyone!

Just in case you care, I am still doing that heinous THIRTY DAY SHRED challenge, and I've been posting my thoughts on youtube.  Why do I post them on youtube?

TOTAL DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR.

Yeah, that's about the only reason.  But, if you want to laugh at me, you can see my scattered, haphazardly posted thoughts!

And don't forget, you can always find the link to my super-lame youtube channel right there on my right side bar.  HOORAY!

Day 6 ~ Sucks Like Celery

Day 7 ~ Diarrhea Is A Motivation Killer

Day 9 ~ DON'T PHONE IT IN!!!

Please go have a look so I can have an actual number beside "views."  I'm so far from VIRAL it's not even funny.

19 comments:

  1. OMG, mini-eggs are back for Easter!!!!!! And those little minty drops?!? CRACK, BABY PURE CRACK!!! My mini-egg-crack fix is back. I cannot resist either of those two candies.

    And just think, that run to the loo probably burned a few calories cuz you didn't absorb all the calories from the food....

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    1. PS--I tagged you in a meme. Yes, you can hate me now....

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    2. or you can hate me because I SUCK SO HARD at remembering to get to these things...but, because I love you, I will actually freaking write it down. Stupid brain.

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  2. What?????? You mean you CAN'T phone it in? Shit, no wonder i still have a beer gut. Soooo not fair, Jillian. So not fair.
    And you, missy: Bravo!!!!! Good on you for keeping going, loose poops and all!

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    1. yeah, I've wanted to PHONE IT IN the last 6 our of 9 days. Stupid challenges. Then there's that other karen inside me saying; "heh heh, why don't you just quit? You know you hate it. You might as well give up now."

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  3. I think she means instead of calling the delivery guy, you need to go pick up your pizza.

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    1. Ruth, it's an excellent analogy, but I'm even more confused! And now I want a pizza.

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  4. You're so brave to put yourself out there!
    You can't text it in either by the way.
    m.

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    1. brave or STOOPID. Either, or. No texting either? Damn!

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  5. Is the Youtubing a way of getting yourself booked for some stand-up? You know, like new singers are discovered after uploading films of themselves singing in their teenage bedrooms? OR - are you angling for your own fitness DVD? That's IT! NOW I get why you're putting yourself through this, you have a master plan! Karen's Burning It - the mini eggs and diarrhoea path to fitness!
    But my piss-taking (and I know you know what that means!) is only because I am ashamed of my own lethargy and inactivity, and I am SO impressed with you!
    We'll be wanting to see that muscle definition though, be prepared to bare... xxxxx

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    1. Curtise, now you are making me ponder my own motives and ways. Why am I putting it on youtube? 1) to make people laugh, 2) it's a really good outlet for WHINING--CONSTANT WHINING and 3) there has to be more 40-ish wimmens like me lamenting how much exercise SUCKS, rather than 20 somethings who are up there chirping: "I went from a SIZE SIX to a SIZE 2! This totally worked for me! SQUEAK!"

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  6. oh my gosh, you're almost 40! i just saw your countdown and you, my friend are running out of time. push it! tighten your core! keep going! work harder! just four more!
    okay, that's enough of my motivational aerobicizing voice. i'll check out your videos after school.

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    1. I liked your motivational aerobicizing voice. It was very motivating.

      And DAMN IT WOMAN, you are RIGHT! That countdown is getting RIDICULOUS.

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  7. This doesn't sound like anything I want any part of (you turned me off at "celery"), but I will have to watch this just for the sheer entertainment value!

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    1. Oh yeah, I totally don't recommend anyone SHRED themselves--especially not for 30 days! That's just stupid. I totally prefer going for a nice, gentle walk and listening to the birdies.

      Much more my style.

      Celery blows.

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  8. Sounds so tiring. Good wishes to you.

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  9. sounds so SUCKING to me, Laoch. Oh wait, I'm living it. It is. Oh well. No pain, no gain, as some idiot always says.

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  10. Keep it up :)
    don't "phone it in..."
    :)

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  11. ha! Thanks Sprite. I'm trying not to phone it in!

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