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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

This Is What My FLORIDA VACATION Looks Like

By the time you guys read this,  I will be in FLORIDA--FREAKING FLORIDA!!!


SQUEE!!!!!!

Hopefully at this point, my sister will have recovered from her MASSIVE, MONSTROUS, SUFFOCATING, ALL-CONSUMING FEAR OF FLYING, and she'll be ready for a cocktail!

Oh, and I hope we'll be eating  hot dogs.  I don't care how early it is.

* I will be gone the rest of the week!

* We will be in Florida without kids.  REPEAT AFTER ME:  WITHOUT KIDS.

Because I can't take you guys with me, I thought I'd share some photos last year's Florida trip with my sis.  It was a pretty wild time.  Will this year's live up to it?!








chillin' at the beach in my favourite, sheer, white swimsuit.
It's sooooo comfortable!




let's get this shit to crackin' !!!





hangin' with the homegirlz





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44 comments:

  1. YAAAAYYY!!!!!!
    Have fun, don't get too drunk and remember the SPF 10,000!!!! You don't want your cheeks to burn. My bra has more fabric than some of those swimsuits. And I'm only like an A cup.

    Have fun!!!

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    1. Lizbeth, if anyone else shares my love for the near comatose relaxation that Florida can offer, it's YOU! Thanks!

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  2. I'd love to visit Florida without kids. Oh, wait, I LIVE here...with kid. No escape. Enjoy yours. Cheers!

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    1. you live there!?! Oh, but think of all the blue sky you get to enjoy! It's priceless!

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  3. Karen, you have such a rockin' bod! Who knew you were hiding it under all those clothes. Smokin!
    Enjoy your kid free vacation!
    m.

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    1. I know, right? I have to downplay my slut image, with my frumpy mom identity instead.

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  4. that 30 day shred is really working out for you! even your sister is beginning to behave inappropriately toward you. watch it, it's gonna be moms gone wild for your spring break this year!
    i like your first swimsuit at the top. it looks like it's about to deliver a front wedgie at any moment. super comfy.
    have fun! don't get burned and alcohol poisoning. try to keep your top on even though you've got some ripped abs now. but if you come back with your nipple pierced, you'd better post pics.

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    1. Sherilin, that bathing suit in the first picture is ridiculous. I love when they find new ways to making clothing a million times more racy than nudity. But I guess that's the point.

      Nope--no nips were pierced on this trip. I can't imagine asking my dad to drop me off at a place like that somehow :)

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    2. nudity gets old after a while, so they have to find new things to strap to the body to sex it up more.
      you mean you dad wouldn't have been a fan of a head shop? mine probably wouldn't either. he'd stand guard stiffly near the door and pray for our safety and that we'd grow brains. little does he know my sister has her lower bits pierced. and i've had my belly button and tongue pierced a few times.

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    3. yeah? You had the tongue pierced? I remember you mentioning the belly button. My dad HATED it when I pierced my ears three more times. So, I s'pose that tells you everything!

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  5. Stephanie (green with envy!)March 21, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    HI Karen! Its Stephanie, I am just dropping in to say have a great trip...I hope Beamy survived the plane ride! Please tell her, that i like her tatoo on her arse and to behave! Cant wait to hear all about the trip! Bye!

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    1. thanks Steph! She survived--barely! I'll tell all soon!!

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  6. I am SOOOOO jealous! Make the most of it, behave as inappropriately as possible, and tell us ALL about it! xxxxxx

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    1. oh, I love being inappropriate! Thanks, Curtise!

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  7. that shred it program is really working, you look super buff in those pics!have a great time God knows you deserve it!!

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    1. yeah, I should be an advertisement for the dvd now, right, Paula? Thanks, I DID enjoy it!

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  8. OMG,GIGGLING FIT OVER THESE FRIGGING HILARIOUS PIX!!!

    Now,if the sun is UP,it's time for cocktails AND hotdogs,no questions asked! That's the word of Helga!
    Have a blast,baby!NO KIDS!!EEEEEEEEEEK! Get drunk/laid and max out the credit card.....YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
    XXXXXXXXXXXX

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    1. well Helga, first of all DAMN STRAIGHT! Second, there was no getting laid, because The Man was at home, I was hanging with my DAD, and the Florida men were NOT hawt. :)

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    2. are you kidding? they were totally hot, but it was more of the over-70-rocking-the-crotch-rot-can't-get-it-up-without-viagra kind of hot.

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    3. oh man! What an image. Please don't make me think of all those old men, with all the ear hair, as sexual beings.

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  9. hotdogs, sun, sea, sand, cocktail - so jealous! xxx

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  10. John Travolta actually does live in Florida, in Ocala . . . horse country, the Big Scrub. He's got his own air strip apparently. You can embrace him for real there. He buys only Florida oranges.

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    1. that was interesting! I did not know it! And to think, you LIVE there! Lucky boy.

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  11. Yay! Enjoy your vacation!

    Love the Karen and sister 'girls gone wild' pics, hope this year lives up to the hype!

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    1. well, could ANYTHING live up to "last year"? Ah Vesta, I think not. It was damn fun though.

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  12. You are so flipping funny and insane!!!! Have a blast and a big drink for me! FLorida...i hate you! I'm jealous like mad!!!

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  13. Yay for time without kids! Your photos crack me up!

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    1. thanks Jennie! I hate to admit it, but my photos cracked me up too. Is that sad?

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  14. OMG, you have be in stitches! I love it!

    Have a blast!

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  15. Have fun and for god's sake, find something more worthwhile to eat than hot dogs! Like...something expensive and sinful, I don't know what.

    But have fun! Bring back pics!

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    1. I did Flannery! I did! More details to come...

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  16. Florida seems to be the place to go...will put on my to do list.

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    1. yes, Þorgerður, good idea! It was wonderful there!

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  17. Holy crap, you kmow these are my FAVOUSITE posts ever. I love you best rolling around in the surf with Burt Lancaster and whatever the hell you two are doing in the last pic JUST STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

    Hope you are having a FABULOUS time - trust you wil have your usual hilarious tales and pics for us on your return. Cause it's all about us. Right?

    Sarah xxx

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    1. Hilarious! I didn't even notice when I read the first comment. How sad is that? Sarah, I thought you'd appreciate the Burt Lancaster pic! Hey, you live close to the beach! Good for you, woman!

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    1. thanks Laoch! As I recall you lived in Florida for a while!

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  20. This is a great posting I have read. I like your article

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