I'm a wimp. Not much of a violence fan.
Then, I head, nauseous and defeated, off to bed.
But, this got me to thinking--there is at least one guy on the show who is SUPER HAWT...
....on the show.
I google-imaged this guy, after I discovered his name, and at first I was all YEAH! And then I was all meh.
This is what Dustin Clare looks like on the show:
HELL TO THE YES!! Am I right? You know I'm right.
But, this is what he looks like when he's not all sweaty-let-me-mash-your-face-into-my-pecs-as-you-twine-your-fingers-in-my-warrior-hair:
TOO CLEAN! TOO CLEAN, I TELLS YA! BOOOOO!
Okay, I'm sure he's still handsome and blah,blah, blah, but...you know... :(
And how about Chris Hemsworth, in THOR???
Excuse me while I go have a STROKE.
And here's a non-THOR photie:
Okay, still handsome, but where has the RECKLESS VIKING gone?!? I don't want you to CUT MY LAWN, I want you to PILLAGE! PILLAGE, DAMMITT!!!
Here's another dude all chicks loved...even if we don't want to admit it:
Yes, that's right: LEGOLAS. FRIGGING LEGOLAS.
Oh RIGHT. You didn't have the hots for Legolas!? Yeah. Okay.
And then this guy showed up to the party one day instead:
Wha--?!? Where's the sexy, mysterious elf with MAD ARCHERY SKILLZ?!?
Remember Edward Norton In "American History X"???
Yeah, for most of the movie, he was a neo-Nazi A-HOLE, and thankfully we can't see the faux swastika tattoo, but if you ignore all this, do you not say HELLO, HOTNESS?!?
But then he WRECKED IT:
See that? He took a shower, and shaved. Poop.
I'm not saying these men aren't handsome, but GIRLS, tell me: what is it about a guy all scruffy and sweaty, and pheromone -y, looking like he just rolled in the dirt?!?
Oh, and don't worry about The Man. I'd post photies of him, but it was FORBIDDEN a long time ago.
He is NOT a team player.
So whattaya think? Clean cut or DIRRRRTY???