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Sunday, April 8, 2012

Stop Being So Damn Clean Cut!!!

I was just over at Miss Simmond's blog, and she mentioned how much she loves the Spartacus series.  I don't really watch it much, myself.  Sometimes I stick around while The Man is watching it, and JUST start to get intrigued when slo-mo blood starts hosing out all over the place.

I'm a wimp.  Not much of a violence fan.

Then, I head, nauseous and defeated, off to bed.

But, this got me to thinking--there is at least one guy on the show who is SUPER HAWT...

....on the show.

I google-imaged this guy, after I discovered his name, and at first I was all YEAH!  And then I was all   meh.


This is what Dustin Clare looks like on the show:


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HELL TO THE YES!!  Am I right?  You know I'm right.


But, this is what he looks like when he's not all sweaty-let-me-mash-your-face-into-my-pecs-as-you-twine-your-fingers-in-my-warrior-hair:



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TOO CLEAN!  TOO CLEAN, I TELLS YA!  BOOOOO!


Okay, I'm sure he's still handsome and blah,blah, blah, but...you know...  :(



And how about Chris Hemsworth, in THOR???





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Excuse me while I go have a STROKE.



And here's a non-THOR photie:


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Okay, still handsome, but where has the RECKLESS VIKING gone?!?  I don't want you to CUT MY LAWN, I want you to PILLAGE!  PILLAGE, DAMMITT!!!


Here's another dude all chicks loved...even if we don't want to admit it:


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Yes, that's right:  LEGOLAS.  FRIGGING LEGOLAS.

Oh RIGHT.  You didn't have the hots for Legolas!?   Yeah. Okay.


And then this guy showed up to the party one day instead:


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Wha--?!?  Where's the sexy, mysterious elf with MAD ARCHERY SKILLZ?!?


Remember Edward Norton In "American History X"???





Yeah, for most of the movie, he was a neo-Nazi A-HOLE, and thankfully we can't see the faux swastika tattoo, but if you ignore all this, do you not say HELLO, HOTNESS?!?

But then he WRECKED IT:


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See that?  He took a shower, and shaved.  Poop.



I'm not saying these men aren't handsome, but GIRLS, tell me:  what is it about a guy all scruffy and sweaty, and pheromone -y, looking like he just rolled in the dirt?!?

Oh, and don't worry about The Man.  I'd post photies of him, but it was FORBIDDEN a long time ago.

He is NOT a team player.


So whattaya think?  Clean cut or DIRRRRTY???

30 comments:

  1. Ooooh! Now this blog I LOVE! I friggen LOVE hot guys... I'm so sad that it was such a short blog. Could you do a Part 2? hehehe. Chris Hemsworth, I must admit, is NOT that hot... you know why? WAY too smooth in the chest area... looks too soft like a baby's bum. Ick. I like hair. Yeah! But not TOO much hair. Like hair on the back? meh. But hair on the chest! Edward Norton was a great example. I had the most massive crush on him because of that movie and then I saw him again and he was all clean shaven.. he turned into a wiener!!! ugh.

    aim

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    1. nerdo, I was trying to come up with more guys, but my mind was BLANK. Blank, dammitt!!! WEINER! YES!!!! HA HA HA! That's what I WANTED to say, but felt too mean.

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  2. God, I think the menopause has me in its grasp, I can't be arsed getting hot OR bothered about any of these boys... There's something wrong with mne, right? I'm a shrivelled and dried up husk of my formerly rampant self. It's such a shame.
    They're all pretty enough, I suppose. But I bet they don't empty the cat litter tray either, Karen - have you thought of THAT?
    So is your Mr clean cut or your hot bit of rough??? I know you can't show - but you could TELL!!
    PS. Seriously - Legolas? No!! xxxxx

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    1. Nope, Curtise, there's nothing wrong with you. Mostly I can't be bothered anymore either :) Now you have to tell us who your idea of SUPER HOT is though. I guess my man is a bit of both. Nah, he's pretty clean, but sometimes a little scruffy. I prefer scruffy.

      No Legolas for you?! What a shame :)

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  3. well I do have to admit - I wouldn't say no. Though the way he talks makes me laugh. I do get all confused when Lucy Lawless turns up though, not normally interested in ladies. I just love that program sooooo much.

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    1. Lucy Lawless is pretty sexy though. I don't know if I've noticed the way he talks. I'll have to take another look.

      At least he's not all DAVID BECKHAM LET-DOWN with the voice.

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    2. urgh - yeah, so unsexy. I'm going to try Game Of Thrones, mostly for the presence of Sean Bean. sigh.

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  4. also yes to Ed Norton and Legolas. Though Aragorn never looked hot in any other film either

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    1. YES! My sister always lURVED Aragorn, but not necessarily Viggo Mortensen.

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    2. However!!! I still LOVE Viggo Mortensen.. .super actor... just not hot like Aragorn.

      Remember Charles Ingalls? Yeah, super hot.. but wait! He was hot in real life too! hehehe. my secret is out.

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    3. Wasn't Viggo in some movie a few years ago in which he was supposed to be super sexy...like...a seducer or something?

      Charles Ingalls. You are so insane. I did like him when he was Little Joe Cartwright though.

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  5. i'm with on the rough looking man bit. especially legolas. actually, i think maybe it was the blonde hair and the pointy ears that brought out his inner sex kitten.
    i don't object when my man skips a few days of shaving either, but he needs to smell clean even if he doesn't look so fresh.

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    1. I don't know if The Man was ever stinky that I noticed...Even when he's sweaty, his pits are OLD SPICE good, and the rest of him is Irish Spring-tacular. This sounds totally lecherous now, but I was just trying to point out he's got good hygiene.

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  6. mmmmmm...scruffy is good as long as they do not stink.i think chris hemsworth could play our beloved jamie fraser in an outlander movie,put a kilt on him and some red nice and easy and voila!jamie.

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    1. I think you're right Paula! Have you ever googled a guy named "Max Martini?" I personally think he would make an AWESOME "older" Jamie. I'd have to hear him talk though, as I've only seen pics of him. I just remembered I still have a documentary to check out, which you mentioned. Curse this brain.

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    2. HOLY EFF PAULA!!! I totally stand by what I just said about Max Martini. Check out a few seconds of this super lame interview just so you can hear his voice, and imagine him bellowing "CUT HER DOWN!" in a Scottish accent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT6k1Hcv9tQ

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    3. i can see it but he needs the long hair!

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    4. didn't Jamie get his head shaved for lice? Wait...that's not hot at all...

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  7. Dirty dirty dirty!! I want to lick Chris Hemsworth.

    Sadly, my man looks like a creepy 70s porn star when he hasn't shaved for a couple of days.

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    1. A creepy 70's porn star! Now I have to google some.

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  8. So, this is why The Bobina likes me scruffy? hmmmm, now i know.

    you chicks are more simple than i thought

    Hope you're family had a good Easter

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    1. exactly Lance: the more (stereo)typical ideas of MASCULINITY a man emulates, the better.

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  9. LOL!!! Classic...

    ladies, ladies, ladies. i've got long hair. :)

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  10. UGH. I'm so sick of the media photoshopping Chris Hemsworth's head onto my body.

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    1. Damn Dr. C...you're the WHOLE PACKAGE! Cynicism, good acerbic wit and pillow pecs?!? What more could a girl ask for???

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  11. I know what you mean. My man used to have long, sexy hair. He had to cut it for a job. 7 years later and I miss it so much. Now he just buzzes it since he can't grow it out. I don't like it.

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  12. the tennis ball hairdo! Yes! The Man buzzes his hair now all the time too, when he's decided it's starting to look "stupid." I'm used to it now. He did have some long hair too at one point.

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  13. Yeah.. I like 'em a bit scruffy and dirty... I even enjoy a SLIGHT pit smell. Because that's means the man was out WORKIN'! Yeah baby! I like when I man comes home smelling like the factory... drool.

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