I like PLASTIC CHEESE.
|oooooh yeah: you|
|and DEFINITELY you too.|
Yeah, I like fancy cheese too. You know; the good stuff. I like your basic block of grocery store cheddar as well, but I love plastic cheese. I think it's delicious. I could go to town on it...just like THIS:
I also love GARBAGE MEAT
I freaking LURV hot dogs. I don't care what kind of snouts and endtrails and hooves and beaks and whatever shit you urban legend lovers claim they're made with. I think they are delicious. I could eat them at least twice a week.
Oh, and this is the KING OF ALL HOT DOGS:
the MOTHERFROCKING CHILI DOG WITH PROCESSED CHEESE. See how it just masterfully incorporated two of my favourite things at once?
I also love this guy:
BUH-LOG-NA??? What the hell is that?!? It's BALONEY, AND IT'S DELICIOUS, and my Mom NEVER bought it for us, because she thought it was garbage.
My Mom also never bought this:
She thought it was too "bland". We grew up with Miracle Whip, which is fine, but it doesn't make me want to curl up with it and spoon it straight into my yap. Like Mayonnaise does.
But I love all those mayonnaise-y kinds of dressings and dips. I love that Caesar salad dressing. I want to put that on everything. I don't put it on everything, but I want to.
Oh, and if you know me at all by now, you know that I freak out for these:
|sniff--I'm getting all verklempt|
I love them so much, I even made the lamest, cheapest video ever as a tribute to them.
But, it's not just that I love junk food, deep down in my secret heart, I love other things too.
I love a good, filthy book:
|Oh Jamie Fraser...|
and I like books that are even dirtier than that one. Sometimes I like books that are almost entirely dedicated to smut.
|this fell out of my arm-load of books at the library|
one time. Some guy, walking in with his daughter
bent down to pick it up for me.
If there's no smut by the 10th page in, I'm not interested.
that's what I feel like reading.
Yeah, I read "good books" too, but sometimes I also like a super easy, fun read:
|better than the series, IMO|
Ooo! You know what else I really like?
|"The Afternoon Nap" by William Edward Millner|
I love taking a nap on a sunny day in the afternoon--ESPECIALLY if it's a day so beautiful, it's an absolute sin to be inside sleeping.
Sometimes, when the kids and The Man are gone out, I love to be on the computer almost the entire time they're gone.
Even if it's ALL DAY.
And when I'm on the computer? Sometimes I head straight to Youtube, find the Karaoke Channel, and belt out terrible, shitty songs like THIS:
I'm thinking of making DORITOS NACHOS sometime.
It's probably BAD, but I'm pretty sure I'll like it.
What are some of your guilt-less, bad pleasures???