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Thursday, July 19, 2012

COMING SOON ~ so get ready!!!

I have to do it.

I can't not do it.

I'm even being SUPER CHEEZY AND USING GREY FONT RIGHT NOW. 


I'm going to be talking about THIS soon, people:


frowny face


So, go borrow a copy from that horny friend of yours (IF you haven't already read it, like all the other sheep. We're sheep.  Don't you see that we're sheep?), see if you can make it through a chapter, and then we're going to have a little chitty chat.  

You've got a day ... or two ......... or three (depending on how burnt out I am as this week of Autism Camp draws to a close).  


GET READY!!!

37 comments:

  1. I need to clear something up here...I did not buy these books because I needed some mommy porn...i needed to know why everyone was going all goo-gaa over them.
    when you are done reading them, I will send you a link to a blog. The blogger goes through every chapter..she HATED the book. Its a funny read.

    happy reading...if you can get through it :)I am sure your sister has warned you though!

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    1. just start reading, Mark. Then you can join in the reading group! Hooray!

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  3. Hey Steph--you need not explain ANYTHING to me! I love: a) MOMMY PORN, b) trashy smut novels, c) books for teenagers, d) easy summer time reads. I like other books too, but hell, I loved Twilight, and that's pretty lame! Besides, it's great if you liked the book because TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF WOMEN SUPER LOVE IT, and it's hard to argue with that!

    When I said we're sheep, it just hit on what you said--you had to see what the fuss was about. It's the same thing as when I go to a "news" website, and the headline says; "KIM KARDASHIAN HIGHLIGHTS HER HAIR" and I HAVE to click on the link :)

    We're going to have some fun! So don't be afraid to shoot me down :)

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    1. It is what you make of it....looking forward to your thoughts on it.

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  4. No, I refuse! I am not going to read this book! I will happily read your review and doubtless piss myself laughing, and that will do me. Anyway, I got my book of orgasms from Sarah, so I am sorted on that score, ha! Isn't that smutty romance you found in the thrift store enough for you any more? xxxxx

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    1. Damn it Curtise! Surely someone you know has a copy! WE ALL MUST SUCCUMB! You only need to read as far as the first sex scene. Thank you. That will do. Book of orgasms....snort!!!

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  5. I won't do it! You can't make me! I made it through Anne Rice's "Beauty" series (mostly) back in the 90's, and I do not need to subject myself to that again! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    1. ew @ Anne Rice. Aside from Interview With A Vampire or whatever, she is super stinko.

      Come on, Leauxra: just two paragraphs, surreptitiously read at WAL MART.

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  6. Those who can't read it..... WIMPS! (and it's not even a book WORTHY of wimping out to)

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  7. Can't wait to hear about this one. I have read all about it. I have read ALL three and my husband is wishing there were more. I liked them.

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    1. okay good! You'll know what I'm talking about when I talk about it then, Alaina!

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  8. what is the book of orgasms, and where can i get one?

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    1. I don't know, but Curtise has one now! http://sopastcaring.blogspot.ca/2012/07/true-colours-shining-through.html

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  9. Bahahaha,I read it whilst I was away, and no one would take a blind bit of notice of it if it wasn't for the S & M.It's just a porned up Mills and Boon!!!
    I'm gagging for a spoof of it!
    Sure,it was sexy,but as I'm not into S & M,it didn't have me pouncing on my G......it left me a bit cold,really.
    I most certainly am NOT going to read the other two,I have better things to read!
    Can't wait to hear your opinion on it though!!!
    XXXXX

    O,yeah,I want to know what this book of orgasms is too!

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    1. I LOVE your comment Helga. It sums it up for me!

      Curtise got a book of O'S from Sarah: http://sopastcaring.blogspot.ca/2012/07/true-colours-shining-through.html

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  10. i read two chapters and then gave it back to my sister. i've no doubt i would've liked it, but my pastor's wife saw me reading it at the pool and i felt like God gave me a spanking. poo.

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    1. okay Sherilinnie, at least you read enough to get it when I make fun.

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  11. I shall only read it IF I can find a free copy and then only to scorn and mock it. I've read erotic fiction before and I'm betting this would be tame. Though I was sat next to a woman in her 60s on the bus who seemed engrossed

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    1. Come on Clare! You have to join in the scorning and mocking fun!

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  12. Grandma couldn't even read that hothot Swedish series a couple of years ago. I tried, because a friend who's a novelist admired it. But when violence is arranged to stimulate you - when it's porn - I am repelled.

    I just have a feeling that porn is primitive and tied to testoserone. Sexuality and power are tied in men. This is one more primal male thing, that women mistake for freedom. We need to honor being women.

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    1. Jeanne, I will need you to provide the philosophical, cerebral view on why we want to be spanked, or read about women who want to be spanked. IF that isn't three steps back for the fem. movement, I don't know what is!!!

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  13. Will I ever get laid again? Sarah xxx

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  14. Don't make read that book....please don't make me read it.....

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    1. Come on Lizbeth! Just read up to the first dirty bit.

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  15. I'm not really interested in those books. But it is amazing. I know so many people that I didn't even know read books, read these. I look forward to your review.

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    1. the book was dropped in my lap, Ruth! Come on...just go to the books section at walmart or wherever, and read a couple of pages so you can join in the fun!

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  16. I'm waiting to hear what you have to say about this, because I can't bring myself to read it. So, I'm going to need you to paint me a word picture or something. Thanks for taking one for the team.

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    1. do you know that A-HOLE BLOGGER keeps putting your comments in spam?!? How annoying. Oh, I'll be painting a word picture alright. I can't wait. So why am I waiting...erm..well, my kids monopolize the computer.

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  17. OH GOSH, I don't know. I've been having too much fun scorning people who read this book to end up joining them. But then again, you did introduce me to the Diva Cup (BEST THING EVER. Wait, am I allowed to talk about period-catching cups in your comments section?), so you could say that I owe you one. I couldn't believe that my local library actually carried this smut. I just brought home a copy and I'm hiking up my pants to prepare for the endless mocking from my husband.

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    1. Jinnie! I'm so excited I inspired you to become a DIVA. Hellz yes you can talk about whatever you want in my comments section.

      Yeah, now go back to the library, pick up the smut and read up to (and including if you want) the first dirty bit. It'll be fun!

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  18. I haven't read this yet, but I totally WOULD read it, because I have no problem at all with smut. BUT, I've heard the writing is really bad. Can't wait to hear what you thought of it.

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    1. Flannery, we're twins. Separated at birth. I have no probs with smut either.

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  19. You will have to let me know if you noticed a few certain words that the author uses continuously and it drove me crazy. For example, my son's favorite word this summer is amazing. It is amazing I haven't knocked the kid upside his head for using it too much. Happy reading.

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  20. Ha! I love you Alaina--I totally have noticed.

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