I'm on vacation right now. I have a brick of sand in my crotch, and I've probably already shrieked "WE'RE NOT SWIMMING AGAIN UNTIL MUMMY HAS A WHISKY !!!!"
Maybe I've been shrieking and shrieking about all the spiders hiding in the trailer.
maybe I've been shrieking because my DIVA CUP has failed me at the BEACH.
OR! MAYBE, JUST MAYBE I'M HAVING A COCKTAIL AND ENJOYING A FABULOUS SUNSET ON THE LAKE! YEAH, RIGHT? THAT COULD HAPPEN, RIGHT? RIGHT?
At any rate, I'll miss you guys, so leave me a message after the BEEP, won't you?
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