|SON OF A BITCH|
And the same goes for you too, my other paranoid, SPAM FEARING friends!
Spam is fun! I have a spam message that I've never deleted that reads:
"It is as broad as it is long."
Ooo....almost mystical, don't you think? It tickles me because it was for a horrid post I clacked up about POOP, so it well...nevermind.
What was I talking about?
OH yeah! Ermahgerd! So anyway, a few months ago, I saw a new post of Kristi's entitled "Ermahgerdify Yourself." I did not know what the hell that meant. I didn't even know if it was in English. Turns out it was awesome. If you don't know about it, here's what it is:
Ermahgerd (also known as “Gersberms” and “Berks”), a lisped pronunciation of “oh my god,” is an image macro series featuring a photo of a young woman holding several books from the children’s horror fiction series Goosebumps. The phonetically written captions are meant to sound like a speech impediment caused by the use of an orthodontic retainer, often using the snowclone template “Ermahgerd X.”
You can read more about Ermahgerd ridiculousness HERE.
It all started with this girl:
The more I look at that picture, the more it KILLS ME. In case you haven't got that Ermahgerd lingo in your brain yet, and had to think about it for five minutes, that's "Goosebumps! My Favourite Books!"
Seriously--do some google image searching for 'ermahgerd'. It makes me laugh so hard, I weep.
So, I dug out some of my own photies of my sister and I and ermahgerdified them.
|TRACKSUIT # 1|
|FRIGGING TRACKSUIT #2|
|WHY DIDN'T I BURN THAT FRIGGING TRACKSUIT #3|
|You can come up with a caption for this one, because OH MY GOD, why is there a CLOWN WITH SANTA?!?! A FROWNY FACE CLOWN?!?!?|
Clearly, I was a great beauty in my 20's. Okay, one photo has no caption. I was so disgusted by my tracksuit that I was at a loss. Feel free to add a caption.
Now it's YOUR turn! Do your own Ermahgerd post! It'll be so fun! Or, if you don't want to blog about it, you are more than welcome to drop your Ermahgerd photies on my Facebook Page! Hooray!