tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post8909692390511016854..comments2023-06-30T10:06:35.849-04:00Comments on Ow, my angst: POOPkarensomethingorotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-64118633496984704472011-01-11T20:44:26.852-05:002011-01-11T20:44:26.852-05:00Ha ha Aim @ sterilizing everything! I forgot abou...Ha ha Aim @ sterilizing everything! I forgot about that part of it. Oh yeah--in those poopy times I'd be all over the house with the disinfectant spray. Who knows--maybe McD's playland is very soothing? Nice, warm tunnels and tubes...aaaahkarensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-6961748279994559622011-01-11T16:14:15.631-05:002011-01-11T16:14:15.631-05:00Ah poop... so often absent from my life... and whe...Ah poop... so often absent from my life... and when you return you do so with much cramping.. haha.<br /><br />Becky mentioned about pooping in the bathtub. Ugh, my oldest was FAMOUS for it. I'd turn my back for a second and when I'd turn back around BLAMMO! A tub FILLED with poop and daughter... and it would be so shocking as she'd sit there holding some in her hand with a look for concern on her face. Then I'D have to scoop it out with my freaking HAND (because I wouldn't dare just let it all go down the tub drain and potentially clog it)... and then I feel like I have to sterilize ALL bath tub toys and daughter only to fill the tub up AGAIN and start over.<br /><br />Actually, I'd often have some kind of tantrum over that one. Some whiny tantrum.<br /><br />Or when my daughter was potty trained (or so I thought) and she would be playing in that warm, pee smelling McDonald's play land... and she would disapear somewhere far from the reaches of all and it must have been soothing to be sitting way up there and pooping in her underpants. And then she'd come sliding down the slide with (yet again) that concerned look on her face, cheeks flushed. Then I had to rush her into the bathroom and stand there in horror, not quite knowing what to do.<br />"Maybe I should just flip the poop off the underwear into the toilet???"<br />But in the end I'd just toss the whole thing in the garbage and let her go commando.<br /><br />Yeah.Aimeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12810350958679646399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-21048402969640974702011-01-11T15:35:13.889-05:002011-01-11T15:35:13.889-05:00Oh my god Steph, you are too funny. Yeah, I hate ...Oh my god Steph, you are too funny. Yeah, I hate wiping poop off other surfaces, and then I wonder when everyone will start throwing up from all the bacteria that's been spread through the house without me knowing it. <br /><br />As for the underwear--yeah, they're not the greatest at wiping their own bums. And yet, I refuse to take that step BACKWARD and go back to wiping again.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-82989079486183539882011-01-11T11:19:46.750-05:002011-01-11T11:19:46.750-05:00Teh poop chart was a good idea...like i said until...Teh poop chart was a good idea...like i said until Ben started putting on 4 stickers a day...at first i was like...uhmm...are you really pooping this much???? Perhaps i hold back a bit on the prune juice? A sense of panic...can my kid die from pooping too much?? and so on...i caugth him red handed putting 2 stickers on the chart each time...so down went the poop chart :(We convinced him that its okay to talk about pooping with mommy and daddy...sadly i can now tell by his underpants if he has gone that day :( <br />I cant rememer who mentioned it...but i totally think bring all this up to teenagers is an awesome idea...birth control for sure..when you are in heat of the moment...just think about scrapping chunks of poo off of your kids underpants....or wiping teh walls clean of poo 4 times a day....yeah...I think it may help! Print these comments out and drop them off to a local high school!Stephanienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-53653711172685223562011-01-11T11:13:28.509-05:002011-01-11T11:13:28.509-05:00Poor Kid was in so much pain being so bound up, th...Poor Kid was in so much pain being so bound up, that i dont think he really thought about it much...Until the Dr. said taht he was stick "this tube in your bum" Ben looked at me all nervous adn said "its okay honey, it will make you feel better"<br />He respaonded with " but mom he is a stranger..."<br />"its okay Ben teh Dr. is goign to help you.." all the while the Dr has arleady started...adn poor Ben didnt have time to react to any of it....the explosion happened almost instantly after our lille pep talk.<br />It was an aweful mom moment....i felt like a turd myself. Poor Kid...but then again, poor Cohen, I am always in her poop business!Stephanienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-43915220803159936562011-01-11T10:07:13.227-05:002011-01-11T10:07:13.227-05:00Steph, that was a great story! See? See the agon...Steph, that was a great story! See? See the agonies of poop??? Geez, nothing like being made to feel like a bad mom. What a wonderful feeling that is. Poor little Ben. How did he feel about THE PROCEDURE???<br /><br />p.s. love the poop chartkarensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-50743693990407866372011-01-11T09:53:40.975-05:002011-01-11T09:53:40.975-05:00Ahh...poop! With my daughter...I have to know abou...Ahh...poop! With my daughter...I have to know about each adn every poop...what is big? Was it small? Was is soft? Was it hard? YOu know...<br />But withmy poor son, first time mom, poop was poop.Whatever...my lack of needing to know about it went on and on...until one morning poor Mr.B woke me up by his screaming...he was in much pain...his tummy hurt, he had a fever....adn did i mention he would not stop screaming...so off to the ER (note to all you locals teh NF Er isnt that busy at 4:30am on cold Monday morning!) Turns out teh kid was full poop! When we questioned him...he couldnt remember that last time he pooped...teh Er Doc was frazzled on how I didnt know that my kid wasnt pooping....what a bad mom I am :( So, they sent us home was some stuff and said if he doesnt poop in a few hours, bring him on back...which I had to...nothing helped this poor kid....so, youi know what they have to do to get poop out of a kid...it worked...the kid pooped all over the ER...first in the bed where they did the proceedure, all the way to the bathroom, all over teh bathroom...a huge mess of Ben poop...from then on...I am all about poop...we even kept a poop chart...everytime he pooped, he put a sticker on the chart. (he got a bit carried away withteh stickers one day, so that came down) but let me tell you...I am on it now...its all poop in our house! I never want to see either of my kids go through that again.Stephanienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-89026587607356993582011-01-10T13:21:16.352-05:002011-01-10T13:21:16.352-05:00challenged. What a word to have a typo on.challenged. What a word to have a typo on.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-37232813047388285512011-01-10T11:58:21.062-05:002011-01-10T11:58:21.062-05:00Holy crap, JDRacer! Thanks. Glad you had a laugh...Holy crap, JDRacer! Thanks. Glad you had a laugh. I just finished typing up an awards blog, and it took me freaking forever, thanks to being mildly technologically chanllenged.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-15722823749676072632011-01-10T11:15:37.092-05:002011-01-10T11:15:37.092-05:00Hi! I like this post, I love to post about Poop to...Hi! I like this post, I love to post about Poop too!! I found you through LaughingMyAbsOff and today I gave you an Awesome Blog award on my page. Check it out and happy writing! :)jdracecarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02404555081333129110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-70572096728532595172011-01-10T10:46:53.840-05:002011-01-10T10:46:53.840-05:00I'm still waiting for my sister to weigh-in on...I'm still waiting for my sister to weigh-in on this one. I know she has her own joyous experiences with poop.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-83142199354869417182011-01-10T10:46:16.829-05:002011-01-10T10:46:16.829-05:00Hi Lady Estrogen, thanks for joining the party! Ge...Hi Lady Estrogen, thanks for joining the party! Geez, that is a good point: when I moved from my last house, all I thought about were the little dings, and scratches in the walls and carpets thanks to kids and cats, but I'm sure there had to be some poop speckles around after we left.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-3956369871966389592011-01-10T10:43:56.224-05:002011-01-10T10:43:56.224-05:00Sherilin, thank you. What I most appreciate is yo...Sherilin, thank you. What I most appreciate is your wonderful sense of irony! Hooray!karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-84886027400484493042011-01-10T07:53:55.265-05:002011-01-10T07:53:55.265-05:00That made me laugh :)
Found you through Laughing m...That made me laugh :)<br />Found you through Laughing my Abs off.<br /><br />My one son had awesome projectile crap power as well. We recently moved and the one thing I think of is "oh, if the new people in our old house only knew what had been all over those walls!" lol<br /><br /><a href="http://adventuresinestrogen.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">adventuresinestrogen.blogspot.com</a>Lady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-28752686757526979592011-01-10T00:26:00.084-05:002011-01-10T00:26:00.084-05:00karen, i'm giving you an award over on my blog...karen, i'm giving you an award over on my blog. it's for being stylish, cuz what could be more stylish than openly discussing poop on the interwebs?SherilinRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10667321154367669653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-15609820464667186492011-01-09T11:21:18.371-05:002011-01-09T11:21:18.371-05:00Well Pam, thanks for sending Pam on by. It's ...Well Pam, thanks for sending Pam on by. It's always lovely to chat with new people! <br /><br />It's our Mom-ly duty to obsess over poop...not that we would ever have thought we'd be doing that in our adult lives...karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-48079098830259196072011-01-08T23:23:12.567-05:002011-01-08T23:23:12.567-05:00I sent over a new follower my blogger friend "...I sent over a new follower my blogger friend "Pam" she is a hoot and I told her she would love you!<br /><br />When Sam was little I thought i was the only one going through this poop thing! He would go days and it would stress me and hubby out big time. I still monitor his poop and he's 11 !!! So glad to know I'm not the only mom out there stressing over this!!!!Pamelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08927138217537614502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-42245482144062019592011-01-08T21:12:07.606-05:002011-01-08T21:12:07.606-05:00Aaaah...okay, Lisa--I've heard of actual insta...Aaaah...okay, Lisa--I've heard of actual instances of this, but without the clinical name. It's not easy being a kid. <br /><br />Barf is a whole 'nother topic. Sigh.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-21134280200340955142011-01-08T21:09:25.215-05:002011-01-08T21:09:25.215-05:00because they're your own kids, that's why,...because they're your own kids, that's why, Matt. See, I figure that poop is hard enough to deal with, but you can put yourself into a certain "mode" thanks to familiarity. <br /><br />Poopular, eh. Oh well, I takes what I can gets.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-29886605602645644762011-01-08T20:54:28.316-05:002011-01-08T20:54:28.316-05:00https://health.google.com/health/ref/Encopresis
O...https://health.google.com/health/ref/Encopresis<br /><br />Oh, this is the same child that had refux and barfed hugely all over multiple times a day as an infant.Lisanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-11022060486384745342011-01-08T19:59:36.064-05:002011-01-08T19:59:36.064-05:00Wow. 25 comments...over poop. You are (sadly) no...Wow. 25 comments...over poop. You are (sadly) now more poopular than ever. Could help that one, must've been the fiber. Anyhoo, for the record, I've never had a problem changing my kids' poops, but other kids...no way! Don't ask me why.Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-170149913544584812011-01-08T17:36:31.744-05:002011-01-08T17:36:31.744-05:00Hi Pam, thanks for stopping by!
Ha, they should i...Hi Pam, thanks for stopping by!<br /><br />Ha, they should indeed tell that to kids in sex ed. It should also be a whole chapter in all those baby/parenting books--but as told by real people who lived through it!karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-22409438539962801272011-01-08T17:24:52.301-05:002011-01-08T17:24:52.301-05:00Pamela sent me over for a visit, and what appears ...Pamela sent me over for a visit, and what appears but poop! They should tell kids in High School sex ed about the whole children/poop thing. Would be a great contraceptive.Pam Kesslerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14830005036551331029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-4525397043198726182011-01-08T15:47:19.747-05:002011-01-08T15:47:19.747-05:00WHAT is "encropesis?" Did I spell that ...WHAT is "encropesis?" Did I spell that correctly...better scroll down and see...encopresis...<br /><br />Anyhow, neither of my kids swallowed any pocket change, luckily, but I'm sure they came damn close.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7954083667216359005.post-86716437272860871862011-01-08T15:45:45.999-05:002011-01-08T15:45:45.999-05:00Berries, ugh @ cleaning ANYTHING off a crib. Ther...Berries, ugh @ cleaning ANYTHING off a crib. Therefore, I can relate to the poop thing. Barf was also brutal--formula and breast milk barf especially.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.com